For my first Thanksgiving as host, I bought the biggest turkey they had in the store and I invited a bunch of people and someone brought a animal they let it loose and it went on a rampage so it ate and ate until nothing was left oh it was so terrible it ate the stuffing it ate the mashed potatoes and it even ate the pie and then came along some stray pig it started go through every one in its path it took out all my guests and left them lying on their backs. well I thought it couldn't get any worse and that's where I was wrong because the pig was eating our turkey and the other animal had ate everything else and then I remembered that there was one item left and that was hamburgers so that why we all ate hamburgers.
