So Cupid hit the wrong person today. He already hit this really pretty girl, and was about to hit this handsome dude when this bird thinks it would be funny to come by and bump into Cupid just as he was about to hit the dude. Startled, Cupid jolted a little bit and the arrow hit this really fat, ugly, sweaty old man. The guy looks and smelled like he didn't bathe for a few weeks, but did that stop the power of the arrows?!? No!!!! The really pretty girl and the fat, ugly, sweaty old man fell in love and lived happily ever after? Yeah, I'd love to see how this turns out.
